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Cornichons: My Love Letter to Tiny French Pickles
There are certain food memories that stay with you forever, the kind that shape your cooking and your cravings for years to come. For me, it was sitting in my French neighbor’s kitchen in…
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The Body Cream That Changed My Winter
From your favorite slightly unhinged auntie who’s spent more on skincare than most people’s car payments. Listen, I need to tell you about something that’s been absolutely transforming my…
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The Real Wealth is in Your Garden: Why Seed Saving Changed Everything for Me
Listen, I’ve been gardening for over twenty years across four properties, and I’m going to tell you something most people don’t realize: that $4.99 seed packet is either a one-time expense or…
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Why Bobbi Brown’s Vitamin Enriched Face Base Is My $69 Secret to Looking Fresh at Any Age
Darling, let me tell you about the one product that’s been sitting on my vanity for over two decades—and no, I’m not talking about that expensive La Mer I bought on a whim. I’m talking about…
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Seven Years of Signature Scents: My Riddle Oil Love Story
There are a few beauty products I can say I’ve been loyal to for seven years, but Riddle Oil has earned its permanent place on my vanity—and in my heart. From the early days when their…
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Darling, Let’s Talk About Staying Fresh (Because We’re All Adults Here)
Listen, we need to have a real conversation about something most people are too shy to discuss: feeling clean and confident everywhere, all day long. And your auntie has found the secret…
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Why You Absolutely Need to Be a RueLaLa Member, Darling
Listen up, my loves. Your favorite witchy auntie needs to let you in on a little secret that’s been keeping my closet overflowing and my credit card surprisingly happy for over ten years now.…
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Darlings, Let Me Tell You My Deliciously Wicked Scent Secret
Settles into a velvet armchair with a knowing smile. Listen, my loves. I’ve been stopped in elevators, at farmer’s markets, in line at the post office, and once memorably in the middle of a…
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The Foundation Before Foundation: A Guide to Vitamin C
Listen darling, come sit with me while I pour us some tea and talk about the real magic potion in my arsenal. We need to have a conversation about skincare—specifically, the foundation before…
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Read your sun, moon and rising for an in-depth reading! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Knight of Cups Reversed November brings a reality check around romantic ideals or creative projects,…
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How to Make a Sourdough Starter: 7-Day Guide
Creating your own sourdough starter is easier than you think! It’s easy to overcomplicate making a sourdough starter—there are lots of different methods out there—but this is the recipe I’ve…
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Witches Have Always Been Enemies of the State
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