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Reintroduction: Still Here, Still Sharp

  • September 17, 2025
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Pretty, Private, and to the Point—some things never change, even when everything else does. It’s been a while since I’ve graced these pages with my particular brand of forest-dwelling wisdom,…
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Unleash Your Inner Rebel

  • February 20, 2025
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Folks, there’s a lot going on right now. It’s overwhelming. It’s uncomfortable. But discomfort is where change begins. We, as a collective, have a responsibility to push back, fight back,…
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One Week Into 2025: The Chaos, The Cold, and Carrying the Weight

  • January 7, 2025
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Welcome to 2025—where the first week feels more like a test of endurance than a fresh start. I’m not even going to touch on the political messes already making headlines.…
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