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Listen, I’ve lived through enough Colorado winters to know that the air here doesn’t just dry out your skin—it actively conspires against any moisture you’ve got left. Between the high…

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The Body Cream That Changed My Winter

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From your favorite slightly unhinged auntie who’s spent more on skincare than most people’s car payments. Listen, I need to tell you about something that’s been absolutely transforming my post-bath…

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Why Bobbi Brown’s Vitamin Enriched Face Base Is My $69 Secret to Looking Fresh at Any Age

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Darling, let me tell you about the one product that’s been sitting on my vanity for over two decades—and no, I’m not talking about that expensive La Mer I bought…

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