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My Ride-or-Die Lotions for Colorado’s Soul-Sucking Dryness

  • November 18, 2025
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Listen, I’ve lived through enough Colorado winters to know that the air here doesn’t just dry out your skin—it actively conspires against any moisture you’ve got left. Between the high…
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Kiel’s body lotion
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The Body Cream That Changed My Winter

  • November 14, 2025
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From your favorite slightly unhinged auntie who’s spent more on skincare than most people’s car payments. Listen, I need to tell you about something that’s been absolutely transforming my post-bath…
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Bobbi Brown Face Base
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Why Bobbi Brown’s Vitamin Enriched Face Base Is My $69 Secret to Looking Fresh at Any Age

  • November 12, 2025
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Darling, let me tell you about the one product that’s been sitting on my vanity for over two decades—and no, I’m not talking about that expensive La Mer I bought…
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Darling, Let’s Talk About Staying Fresh (Because We’re All Adults Here)

  • November 8, 2025
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Listen, we need to have a real conversation about something most people are too shy to discuss: feeling clean and confident everywhere, all day long. And your auntie has found…
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The Foundation Before Foundation: A Guide to Vitamin C

  • November 3, 2025
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Listen darling, come sit with me while I pour us some tea and talk about the real magic potion in my arsenal. We need to have a conversation about skincare—specifically,…
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Darling, Let Me Tell You About Beauty Pie (And Why I’m Never Going Back)

  • September 29, 2025
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Listen, I’ve been in this luxury beauty game long enough to know when something is actually worth my time and money. And Beauty Pie? Chef’s kiss. This is the secret…
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