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Listen, baby. Let me tell you something I’ve learned after walking this earth long enough to know the difference between restlessness and a genuine calling. There’s a particular kind of…

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The Altar

December 2025 Tarot Readings

My darlings, Pull up a chair, pour yourself some tea, and let’s talk about what December has in store for you. The wheel has turned once more, and here we…

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The Vanity

Honey, Let’s Talk Lip Masks: Your Rich Auntie’s Honest Reviews (Spoiler: The Cheapest One Wins)

Listen, I need to have a real conversation with you about lip masks. You know your rich auntie loves her beauty products, and I’ve tried just about everything when it…

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The Vanity

Let’s Talk About Lip Liners: Your Rich Auntie’s Guide to Looking Expensive Without Breaking the Bank

Listen up, loves. Your rich auntie needs to share some wisdom with you today, and it’s all about one of the most underrated weapons in my beauty arsenal: lip liners.…

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The Vanity

My Ride-or-Die Lotions for Colorado’s Soul-Sucking Dryness

Listen, I’ve lived through enough Colorado winters to know that the air here doesn’t just dry out your skin—it actively conspires against any moisture you’ve got left. Between the high…

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The Kitchen

Cornichons: My Love Letter to Tiny French Pickles

There are certain food memories that stay with you forever, the kind that shape your cooking and your cravings for years to come. For me, it was sitting in my…

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The Vanity

The Body Cream That Changed My Winter

From your favorite slightly unhinged auntie who’s spent more on skincare than most people’s car payments. Listen, I need to tell you about something that’s been absolutely transforming my post-bath…

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The Garden

The Real Wealth is in Your Garden: Why Seed Saving Changed Everything for Me

Listen, I’ve been gardening for over twenty years across four properties, and I’m going to tell you something most people don’t realize: that $4.99 seed packet is either a one-time…

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The Vanity

Why Bobbi Brown’s Vitamin Enriched Face Base Is My $69 Secret to Looking Fresh at Any Age

Darling, let me tell you about the one product that’s been sitting on my vanity for over two decades—and no, I’m not talking about that expensive La Mer I bought…

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The Vanity

Seven Years of Signature Scents: My Riddle Oil Love Story

There are a few beauty products I can say I’ve been loyal to for seven years, but Riddle Oil has earned its permanent place on my vanity—and in my heart.…

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The Sacred Art of Letting Go: When Your Spirit Calls You Somewhere New

December 2025 Tarot Readings

Honey, Let’s Talk Lip Masks: Your Rich Auntie’s Honest Reviews (Spoiler: The Cheapest One Wins)

Let’s Talk About Lip Liners: Your Rich Auntie’s Guide to Looking Expensive Without Breaking the Bank

My Ride-or-Die Lotions for Colorado’s Soul-Sucking Dryness

Cornichons: My Love Letter to Tiny French Pickles

The Body Cream That Changed My Winter

The Real Wealth is in Your Garden: Why Seed Saving Changed Everything for Me

Why Bobbi Brown’s Vitamin Enriched Face Base Is My $69 Secret to Looking Fresh at Any Age

Seven Years of Signature Scents: My Riddle Oil Love Story

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The Sacred Art of Letting Go: When Your Spirit Calls You Somewhere New

December 2025 Tarot Readings

Honey, Let’s Talk Lip Masks: Your Rich Auntie’s Honest Reviews (Spoiler: The Cheapest One Wins)

Let’s Talk About Lip Liners: Your Rich Auntie’s Guide to Looking Expensive Without Breaking the Bank