Owlchemist

Settles into a velvet armchair with a knowing smile. Listen, my loves. I’ve been stopped in elevators, at farmer’s markets, in line at the post office, and once memorably in…

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The Vanity

The Foundation Before Foundation: A Guide to Vitamin C

Listen darling, come sit with me while I pour us some tea and talk about the real magic potion in my arsenal. We need to have a conversation about skincare—specifically,…

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The Altar

Tarot & Astrology for November 2025

Read your sun, moon and rising for an in-depth reading! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Knight of Cups Reversed November brings a reality check around romantic ideals or creative…

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The Kitchen

How to Make a Sourdough Starter: 7-Day Guide

Creating your own sourdough starter is easier than you think! It’s easy to overcomplicate making a sourdough starter—there are lots of different methods out there—but this is the recipe I’ve…

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The Altar

Witches Have Always Been Enemies of the State

Look, I know my feed is full of tarot pulls, crystals that actually work, and that incredibly specific kitchen gadget I swear will change your life. And yes, I’m absolutely…

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The Vanity

Darling, Let Me Tell You About Beauty Pie (And Why I’m Never Going Back)

Listen, I’ve been in this luxury beauty game long enough to know when something is actually worth my time and money. And Beauty Pie? Chef’s kiss. This is the secret…

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The Vanity

Transform Your Home Into a Luxury Spa with This Simple Fragrance Oil Hack

Have you ever wondered how luxury hotels maintain that signature, sophisticated scent that makes you feel pampered the moment you walk through the doors? The answer lies in the strategic…

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The Altar

When the Mask Slips: Navigating Rage in Revolutionary Times

The facade is exhausting, isn’t it? Functioning through your daily routine while molten anger courses through your veins. Smiling when every fiber of your being wants to scream. Maintaining composure…

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General

Reintroduction: Still Here, Still Sharp

Pretty, Private, and to the Point—some things never change, even when everything else does. It’s been a while since I’ve graced these pages with my particular brand of forest-dwelling wisdom,…

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General

Unleash Your Inner Rebel

Folks, there’s a lot going on right now. It’s overwhelming. It’s uncomfortable. But discomfort is where change begins. We, as a collective, have a responsibility to push back, fight back,…

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Darlings, Let Me Tell You My Deliciously Wicked Scent Secret

The Foundation Before Foundation: A Guide to Vitamin C

Tarot & Astrology for November 2025

How to Make a Sourdough Starter: 7-Day Guide

Witches Have Always Been Enemies of the State

Darling, Let Me Tell You About Beauty Pie (And Why I’m Never Going Back)

Transform Your Home Into a Luxury Spa with This Simple Fragrance Oil Hack

When the Mask Slips: Navigating Rage in Revolutionary Times

Reintroduction: Still Here, Still Sharp

Unleash Your Inner Rebel

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