Listen, I’ve been in this luxury beauty game long enough to know when something is actually worth my time and money. And Beauty Pie? Chef’s kiss. This is the secret the beauty industry didn’t want you to know.
The Tea: What Even IS Beauty Pie?
Imagine walking into a luxury department store, picking up that $85 face cream, and only paying $12 for it. Same formula. Same fancy packaging. Same results that make people ask what you’re “doing differently lately.”
That’s Beauty Pie, sweetheart. It’s a membership-based beauty club that sells products at factory cost—cutting out all the ridiculous markup that brands charge you for marketing, fancy counter displays, and paying influencers to shill their wares.
Why Your Auntie Switched (And Why You Should Too)
The Math is Mathing
I’m not interested in being financially irresponsible just to have a pretty vanity. With Beauty Pie, I’m getting serums that would retail for $150+ for under $20. That’s not “dupes” or “knockoffs”—these are luxury formulations made in the same factories as the prestige brands.
My yearly membership pays for itself in literally two purchases. TWO.
The Quality Isn’t Negotiable
Now, I didn’t get to where I am by accepting mediocrity. The formulations are genuinely excellent—we’re talking peptides, retinol, vitamin C, all the good stuff that actually works. Clean ingredients. Beautiful textures. Products that perform.
I’ve tried the skincare, the makeup, the body care. It’s all luxurious. The lipsticks? Creamy and pigmented. The serums? Actually making a difference in my skin. The cleansers? Not stripping my face into oblivion.
It’s Sustainable Luxury
Here’s something else: I’m not generating endless waste chasing the next “miracle” product because I couldn’t afford to commit to a full routine. Now I can build a proper regimen without my bank account weeping. That’s sustainable in every sense of the word.
The Rich Witch Auntie Verdict
Look, I love luxury. I appreciate beautiful things. But I also didn’t accumulate wealth by throwing money at inflated prices when there’s a smarter way.
Beauty Pie lets me maintain my standards without the luxury tax. I’m still using premium products—I’m just not paying for some corporation’s yacht.
This is the kind of insider knowledge I share with my inner circle. Consider yourself part of it now.
Your auntie wouldn’t steer you wrong. Trust me on this one.
